Today is really boring so when I ran across this little meme on another blog, I decided to try it. Basically, you just go to Google and type your name followed by “needs” to see what infinite wisdom is revealed in the search results. Here’s what I learned about myself.
Brian needs to workout.
That’s true, but then I’d have to get off the computer.
Brian needs food, badly.
Does Google know that I’ve lost 7 lbs? Creepy.
Brian needs a vacation.
I guess the Google gods realize that a week off recovering from an appendectomy doesn’t quite qualify as a holiday.
Brian needs to communicate more effectively and stop being negative.
I’ve been trying, I swear, but it’s so hard and my head hurts and I can’t think of anything to say and…
Brian needs a lesson in humility.
Okay, Google, that really hurt my ego.
Brian needs some support.
I guess it’s time to switch back to briefs.
Brian needs to be glorified beyond recognition.
That’s true. Please adore me in the comment section.
Brian needs a beer.
Sorry, I don’t drink. Maybe that explains why I need a vacation.
Brian needs a girlfriend.
That’s actually pretty funny and I’m sure that Mom would agree.