WordPress gives us loads of interesting statistics about our traffic, and one of my favorite features is the list of keywords that people enter into search engines to find my site. Some of them leave me shaking my head and wondering how on earth they brought the person here.
I’ve been keeping a running list for the last several days with some of the most intriguing strings and thought I’d share them and add a little commentary. Enjoy!
100 ways on cursing people out in german
Someone must have been having a very bad day at work.
Womens mouths taped shut
Either a man with a kinky imagination or a woman with a chatty co-worker.
fish oil on your butt
I don’t even want to know.
how to tell if a guy is gay
Maybe a guy with a really cute co-worker?
annie lennox removed her bra
Hmmm… I’d pay to see that. Surely someone had a cellphone camera!
puppy not allowed in school
Doggone the bad luck. Pun intended.
eat junkfood to get a butt
What’s with all the butt stuff? This does work, though.
too old for bon jovi purse?
If you have to ask, then you already have your answer.