More fascinating search terms from my blog stats for your reading enjoyment:
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I’ll just take your word for it.
i feel stuck inside myself
That’s gotta hurt.
sex sounds – calling out “oh Brian”
I can totally understand that.
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Just change your name to something like “Rainbow Spirit” or “Flamingo Feather” and there will be no need to explain anything.
my father is attracted to my sister
I just puked a little in my mouth.
straight but like penis
Then… you probably aren’t straight, buddy.
fighting toast pics
In the left corner we have Slightly Burnt, who will be challenging our reigning champion, Buttered Bottom.
homosexual can’t marry a woman
I know a few who could… and did.
daddys lil whore pictures
Yuck. How in the world did that bring them here?
how to tell someone your pregnant
Wearing a maternity dress on your next date will probably do the trick.
Interesting Search Terms #1