What’s in a name?

Moonbeam McQueen tagged me with this “What’s In A Name” meme.

Since it asks for parts of my real name and I’m all about protecting my anonymity, I decided to make up a fake last name. I shall henceforth be known online as “Brian Jackson”. Or “Miss Jackson” if you’re nasty.

1. My rock star name (first pet and current car)
Ginger Altima*

2. My gangsta name (ice cream flavor and cookie or biscuit)
Butter Pecan White Chocolate Macadamia Nut… but my homies refer to me as “BP”

3. My fly girl name (first letter of first name, first three letters of last name)
M-Jac

4. My detective name (favorite color, favorite animal)
Blue Cat

5. My soap opera name (middle name, city of birth)
Brian I Don’t Wanna Say Cause I Still Live There

6. My Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two of your first name)
Jac Mo*

7. My superhero name (second favorite color, favorite drink, add “the”)
The Pink Pepper*

My favorite drink right now is Dr. Pepper. I imagine I’d look something like the guy below, and my special ability would be conquering heartburn.

pink_pepper

8. My Nascar name (first two names of my two grandfathers)
Bobby Samuel

9. My stripper name (favorite perfume, favorite sweet)
One Turtle

10. My witness protection name (mother’s and father’s middle names)
Jane Lauren*

I think that might throw up a flag.

11. My weather anchor name (fifth grade teacher’s name, a major city beginning with the same letter)
Allison Amsterdam

That sounds more like the name of a porn star.

12. My spy name (favorite season/flower)
Fall Amaryllis*

13. Cartoon name (favorite fruit plus garment you’re wearing, with an “ie” or “y” added)
Kiwi Undies

14. Hippie name (what you ate for breakfast plus favorite tree)
Country Ham Dogwood

15. Your rockstar tour name (favorite hobby plus weather element, with “the”)
The Blogging Tsunami

16. Blues singer name (a disability, a fruit or vegetable, and a president)
Amputated Zucchini Clinton

*Quite possibly the gayest name ever.

Author: Brian

Blogger. Bookworm. Michael Jackson fanatic. Lives in Kentucky with partner of 11 years and three fabulous felines.

15 thoughts on “What’s in a name?”

  1. “The Blogging Tsunami” is fantastic!

    I think that The Pink Pepper would be an amazing superhero, especially in that outfit. I can see him flying around Pizza Huts, saving people from Acid Reflux.

    Your blues name sounds like some Emeril recipe gone terribly, terribly wrong.

    Country Ham Dogwood? Hmmmmm….maybe a hippie in Mississippi.

    Hilarious, Jac Mo!

  2. Ha! No! “I shall henceforth be known online as “Brian Jackson”. Or “Miss Jackson” if you’re nasty” is just too funny! ROFLMAO!

  3. Uh, Brian, Ginger Altima is NOT the gayest name ever. By the criteria given, mine would be Lady Cavalier.

    And that’s as far as I go with THIS meme!

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